How to chill a beer in the freezer

OK, so it’s an absolute emergency… no cold beer.  What’s the fastest way to get an freezer covered in beer?  Well, yeah, that would be to dump a six-pack in there and forget about it!

After experimentation, I have found that a single beer bottle requires about 25 minutes.  This will get it chilled but not frozen… and hence will not have redecorated your freezer yet.

How to make this work – guaranteed?  Set an alarm/timer so that you know when to rush back to the freezer and extract it!  I set the kitchen range timer.

Enjoy.